27Jul/09
Idealism
Saw this on reddit the other day. Slightly off color, but funny too, if you think satire is a good way to tell someone that they're being silly.
And I can even add my own wisdom. Ladies, at least when a man says he finds you hot, he's almost certainly telling the truth. But if he tells you that you're beautiful, there's at least a 50% chance that he's either trying to get out of trouble, or trying to convince you to make him a sandwich.
Forewarned is forearmed. 
July 27th, 2009 - 21:06
Ah-ha! I won’t be falling for that one again. Guess who will be making their *own* sammiches from now on